Tarzan Watch Ken Burns

Tarzan watch Ken Burns while Jane do laundry. Tarzan lucky. Tarzan only have loincloth.

Tarzan watch Ken Burns talk Lewis and Clark. Lewis and Clark very brave, very brave like Tarzan. White men who talk about Lewis and Clark very stupid, sound like pack of chattering hyena.

Tarzan make joke of Ken Burns documentary about banana. Get old white man to talk about banana. "Inventor of banana not just discover fruit, but discover creative soul of man." Tarzan say that elephant shit.

Tarzan Talk about Margarito-Mosley Fight

Lots on TV in Jungle. Tarzan see Margarito-Mosley Fight on HBO. Tarzan like Larry Merchant very much.

Tarzan hear that Margarito try to cheat. Margarito put magic bandage around hand which gets harder like rock. Margarito caught, make him take off magic bandage. Margarito get beat by Mosley like Tarzan beat Mangani.

Mangani ape easy to beat. Mangani win by grabbing penis. That why Tarzan wear loincloth. Mangani come, Mangani try grab Tarzan's penis but only grab loincloth.

Tarzan win. That why Tarzan king of jungle.

Tarzan HAve Blog Now

Jane tell Tarzan that Tarzan talk too much.

Tarzan get blog, so Tarzan talk to people in magic tubes. Tarzan have problem with Blogger widgets. Why so many widgets Tarzan ask? Why it not easy for Tarzan to blog? Why you need so much stuff to blog?